Call of Duty Black Ops II Is fucking horse shit

01.06.2013 § Leave a comment

So here we are again Treyarch. Another installment of the worlds worst FPS that breaks sales records. Why? I think I know.

Most people who think they are good FPS players because of their performance in any COD game would get their asses handed to them in a REAL FPS game. The hit detection in the COD games is a God Damn joke. A three year old can win a match because you only have to be within five feet of your target to score a hit. That is completely unacceptable.  This issue is compounded when you consider the absolutely pathetic connections on multi-player games. The Lag is unmatched in internet history. All you have to do is watch the replay to see how outstandingly inaccurate and out of sync the connections are.

How is it that I can unload a full clip into an enemy and after I’m done, get killed with one shot? Oh, because when you watch the replay, he actually saw me on his screen before I saw him on mine. He shot me first but on my screen I shot him first? So tell me Treyarch, how the fuck is this still happening after years of development? How has this not been fixed? Why did this never happen in the 56.6k days of Duke Nukem? or Quake, or unreal tournament, etc……etc….etc…..

You don’t even have to be the host to experience the above situations. But when you are the host…………..forget it. Don’t even bother playing this game. I know people are going to bitch and say the host issue isn’t a problem, well, that’s because they are never the host. The US has very few households on DSL, Fios, or cable connections. Despite what the commercials tell you. This means the majority of the people playing have shit connections and as such are never selected to be the host. Those that do have high speed typically have the slowest speed which varies when in the case of cable for example, so even they are not the host as often. No, those of us with high speed tier connections or upgraded Fios connections are the ones left holding bag 70% of the time. Which means we are playing with an unfair handicap 7 out of 10 games. FUCK. THAT.

Get your shit together and clean up this horse shit.

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